Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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