I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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