I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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