I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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