he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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