its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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