oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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