It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
