hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I need to stop coming to work sober
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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