i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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