Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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