So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Do vagina's smell?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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