what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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