Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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