Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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