i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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