I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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