sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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