Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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