There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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