P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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