16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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