Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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