Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
