He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
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Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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