But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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