Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
bring money and cleavage
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Randomize