They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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