How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
i think my cat just said my name.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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