Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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