I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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