now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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