Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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