Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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