benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
