i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
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Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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