So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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