i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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