I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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