dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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