Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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