dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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