I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
