I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The struggles of a small town man whore
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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