I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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