The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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