I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
How does it feel to date your dad?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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