Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Drunk is not a location!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize