Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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