Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I need help removing her.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just found puke in my bra..
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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