i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Randomize
