i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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