Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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