No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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